On the air. Unaware.

If I ever start a file called “Things I’ve Said That I’ll Someday Regret,” that file is sure to include the following:

1/26/12 – said to Ella:

“Last night I had a dream where Izzo died. It was way sadder than that dream I had where you died.”

That’s a dumb thing to say, even if I had a good explanation for saying it.

It’s things like that statement that make me wonder if I’m living in a sitcom. Every time something funny or improbable happens I get the feeling that I’m being watched by millions, Truman Show style. Sounds crazy, right? Well, consider these facts:

1. I’m living with a woman far more attractive than me.

2. I say and do dumb things (albeit less than I used to) and she still loves me.

3. I have wacky neighbors.

4. People sometimes laugh at me.

Of course my life isn’t a TV show but if it ever becomes one I hope that you’ll watch it. I assume a show like that would be more or less like this blog, only with talking and occasional partial nudity from one of us.