In the four plus years that I’ve written this blog I’ve often wondered which posts were read most frequently, and since I had a slow day at work I decided to find out. By gathering all of the search word, page view, and visitor entry page data I could gather (about 18 months’ worth), and then running that data through the Frank (Slept Here) Math Machine I have discovered that five of the most popular posts in the history of this blog are:
Animal house - This post features both donkey and retard sex.
Some things cannot be forgiven – AKA Frank Wears a Leotard and Dances on Stage (surprisingly safe for work).
Man vs. Food – In which I tackle 10,000 calories of cheeseburger.
Hobo matters – Find out what kinds of sexual favors the hobos on my street are offering.
They tore down the Polo Grounds in ’64 – An embarrassingly cheesy unsent letter to an ex-girlfriend.
I’m still trying to figure out what this says about me as a writer and all of you as readers. It probably means we have problems. More on this later.
